Guy I like: So just to clarify I don't like you
Me: it's ok I don't either...
Guy I like: Sweet :)
I hate liking people. I hate wondering if they’re thinking about me or if they think about me as much I think about them. I hate waiting for phone calls and texts. I hate not knowing if they like me as much as I like them. I hate feeling needy. I just literally hate liking people. Being single sucks but at least it doesn’t hurt.
Somebody: I do.
Me: Nope, not you.
Good things about dating me:
- You’ll always be the attractive one in the relationship.
- You can kiss me whenever you want, I’m not complaining.
- It’s not like I’d cheat on you because the chances of more than one person finding me attractive are -2%.
- We could have cute no-pressure…
Me to a tee